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    USA TODAY‏Verified account @USATODAY 13 Mar 2017

    The bill proposed $100 fine for a man's masturbatory emissions, "considered an act against an unborn child."http://usat.ly/2nniETp 

    8:30 PM - 13 Mar 2017
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      1. Richie‏ @RichieRichietwo 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @USATODAY

        A Masterbill.

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      1. Miguel Radimez‏ @miguelradimez 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @USATODAY

        I already owe $700 and haven't even finished the article yet. To whom do I send the check? Sorry now $800.

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      1. Debra Bjorklund‏ @debrabjorklund1 13 Mar 2017
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        The Inquisition--stupidity abounds

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      1. McQ/RIT‏ @SuburbanGeneral 13 Mar 2017
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        The Elle Woods law?

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      1. SayChowdaFrenchie‏ @AndyAreYouOhkay 13 Mar 2017
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        according to this, I should be on trial for genocide

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      1. John De Witt‏ @jdewitt2011 13 Mar 2017
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        smoking that local weed again?

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      1. Raymond Fletcher‏ @Raymondfletch14 13 Mar 2017
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        getting caught wet handed,?

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      2. Cathy‏ @CathyScero 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @USATODAY

        she's absolutely correct. All those poor babies being stuffed in tissues and flushed. Where's my microwave so I can spy & fine 😃😃😃

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Brittany Samaras‏ @SamarasBritt 14 Mar 2017
        Replying to @CathyScero @USATODAY

        😆😆 perfect response.

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      2.  🌟Outspoken1 🌟‏ @TerryHa32444924 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @USATODAY

        Bravo!!!! Give men a taste of own medicine w/ the ridiculousness of controlling women's bodies.

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      1. Skint Knees 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇺‏ @skint_knees 13 Mar 2017
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        I'm getting plenty in before it becomes law...must dash.

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      1. Sandra Budesa‏ @SandraBudesa1 13 Mar 2017
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        Satire aside, welcome to the club men. Women have been dealing with this shit since Adam and Eve.

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      1. 丹れムモㄥ‏ @Don_Pepo 13 Mar 2017
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        If that bill passes, that hot female cop at the mall will check my kiwis for any proof that I broke the law??

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      1. Peter Johnathan‏ @FashionFunPJ 13 Mar 2017
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        THEY ALREADY CLOSED THIS CASE! #ElleWoods #legallyblonde Duh.... #RecklessAbandonment

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      1. bill m‏ @turfspa 13 Mar 2017
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        some will be taking out loans for thousands!

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      2. Phyllis Tebo‏ @phyllis_tebo 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @USATODAY

        OMG Only in Texas! We have lost our damn minds.

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      2. Diamondgirl23‏ @astinos2323 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @USATODAY

        Well... The Holy Bible does say it's better for a man to deposit his seed into the belly of a whore than spill it on the ground.😋

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