Hold on...HOLD ON! I cannot calibrate my irony meter and my pun detector at the same time!
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Lawyer lawyer
#PantsOnFireThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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liar liar...
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can't resist...lawyer lawyer pants on fire
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is that a case of liar liar pants on fire?
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I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often.
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@USATODAY Don't normally comment on human spontaneous combustions because it's a religious issue.
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Either he is the devil or his client is definitely guilty?
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Hopefully he wasnt lying about anything when it happened or it wouldve been a literal liar liar pants on fire.
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lol 'erupt in flames' the guy burned a hole in his pocket from an e cigarette malfunction. Hardly 'erupting' in flames...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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was the lawyer lying by chance?
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