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    USA TODAY‏Verified account @USATODAY 1 Mar 2017

    Stephen Colbert, who is giving up hope for Lent, cracks jokes on Trump's address http://usat.ly/2mENlmG  #JointSession

    6:11 AM - 1 Mar 2017
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    • Penny Howard #VOTEBLUE# wet_chocolate Sandy M GWmwoods Marie Ross Monica Anders PR JoAnn A Justice4All
    26 replies 55 retweets 150 likes
      1. Diane B‏ @hopi2lotus 1 Mar 2017
        Replying to @USATODAY

        lol I was going to give up Soda but that giving up hope thing sounds right on. I'm gonna need soda for the rest of the year.

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      2. mary‏ @MaryMedrec1 1 Mar 2017
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        haters gonna hate..no matter what is said or done...sad, what a miserable life

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      1. 2 years later  💎READY TO VOTE !‏ @susanna_g888 1 Mar 2017
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        this was hilarious

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      1. kevin‏ @fielder_kevin 1 Mar 2017
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        he hasn't told a funny one in years anyway

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      1. Swather‏ @DebiDkruse 1 Mar 2017
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        Only a person of ignorance would make fun of the fantastic speech of President Trump! Pay attention viewers of Colbert!

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      1. //PK\\710life‏ @pranil101 1 Mar 2017
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        and that's news to your company? What a joke!

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      1. Jeff‏ @Nortonjdog 1 Mar 2017
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        Steven Colbert needs to give up breathing for lent

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      1. Star‏ @HabelRochelle 1 Mar 2017
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        WELL WELL WELL!!!! What A shame & A VERY SICK MIND!!!! Stephen Colbert!! BOYCOTT BOYCOTT BOYCOTT BOYCOTT his show!!!

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      1. Pat Appleton-Cordell‏ @mmtoodle 1 Mar 2017
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        it would be nice to have a Dislike Button on Twitter !!!

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      1. d‏ @dsullivan26 1 Mar 2017
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        this guy stinks not sure who thinks he's funny tine to retire

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      1. Pmartinhunt‏ @rajismom 1 Mar 2017
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        No one has ever accused him of having good taste.

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      1. jennifer welsh‏ @fjwelsh7 1 Mar 2017
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        this will come back to haunt you!!

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      1. Theodore B Nolan‏ @TheodoreBNolan 1 Mar 2017
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        Stephen who?

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      1. nazy nazar‏ @nazynazar 1 Mar 2017
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        he is a joke himself, he has so much despise, and that makes us like Trump more

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      1. the Kup‏ @TheKuper 1 Mar 2017
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        sad to see Colbert living in a universe of unremitting spiteful hate where President has no redeeming value.

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