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    USA TODAY‏Verified account @USATODAY 26 Feb 2017

    The best jokes from Jimmy Kimmel's Oscar monologue http://usat.ly/2loOYUA pic.twitter.com/Jklb1J3ery

    6:34 PM - 26 Feb 2017
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    • Galean James Tyler Robert Althoff Jordon T Gretchen M. Durán Valerie Kleinow Nishad Naik Louie Granados Kohya Lu USA TODAY Life
    18 replies 44 retweets 137 likes
      1. Mark Steven‏ @mark_mark1media 26 Feb 2017
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        Kimmel is so dull and predictable w Trump bashing.

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      1. JimmyJames‏ @jimmyjamesroz 27 Feb 2017
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        well the liberal Snobs were divisive and stupid again. That's why I don't watch them.

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      1. John Berger‏ @jab425493 26 Feb 2017
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        He is the joke. Nothing funny about him.

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      1. Arturo‏ @Artur666zx 26 Feb 2017
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        you are rich, and so far away from the people . the people there want . to thank goodness that we vote Trump

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      1. Joe Brown Jr‏ @foodman5012 26 Feb 2017
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        zero point zero

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      1. AMM‏ @annemariemaley 26 Feb 2017
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        we're there any "best jokes". He was an ass kissing political liberal and sucked. Here's some KY jelly for all of his bending over

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      1. Stan Moore‏ @TheStanManCan 26 Feb 2017
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        none

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      1. JB_Parrothead 🇺🇸 🌴‏ @JB_Parrothead 26 Feb 2017
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        If that's the best Kimmel can do, he needs 2 go back to Clown School. He ain't funny. He's stupid.

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      1. Woody McBreairty‏ @WoodyMcBreairty 26 Feb 2017
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        There were NO funny lines. Only flat ones. Where are the jokes? Where's the energy? Bad stuff

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      1. TheGriff‏ @griffm601 26 Feb 2017
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        They keep trying to make Trump racist, not accepting Muslims on face value is just sheer wisdom on steroids not racist

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      1. Cj Meyer‏ @10lover1973 27 Feb 2017
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        ok

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      1. Trey‏ @Trey29353906 26 Feb 2017
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        terribly unpatriotic and slanted liberal

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