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    USA TODAY‏Verified account @USATODAY 12 Feb 2017

    .@pattonoswalt didn't hold back. http://usat.ly/2kmeloA 

    6:35 PM - 12 Feb 2017
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    • hatethedonald Vote November 6 your worst nightmare Melody Rollins Shaun Park 👻🎃 jackson Pam wilson Md Sharokshah Jennifer Wilson
    42 replies 49 retweets 208 likes
      1. Tom‏ @thillyard 12 Feb 2017
        Replying to @USATODAY @pattonoswalt

        No one really cares what you think or say... Move on

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      1. yrret 2.018‏ @YrretEl 12 Feb 2017
        Replying to @USATODAY @pattonoswalt

        Is that something to be proud of? To harass someone doing their job?

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      1. insuremetoday.ca‏ @Insuremetodayca 12 Feb 2017
        Replying to @USATODAY @pattonoswalt

        You add CNN as being obsessed with Trump as well.

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      1. Francine Penn‏ @karenmi49109968 12 Feb 2017
        Replying to @USATODAY @pattonoswalt

        this poor guy needs a rest. Worried he's gonna have a breakdown. He and Rosie can share a room

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      1. blueeyes‏ @findmenapping 12 Feb 2017
        Replying to @USATODAY @pattonoswalt

        the snowflakes of the liberal party are disgusting

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      1. Md Sharokshah‏ @CholoShikhiPro 12 Feb 2017
        Replying to @USATODAY @pattonoswalt

        hmm

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      1. I Am Not The Universe‏ @nottheuniverse 13 Feb 2017
        Replying to @USATODAY @pattonoswalt

        Brillant comedian. Look at all the sad humorless fucks who can't take an unkind word about their spray tanned god.🙄

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      1. Jackson gassaway‏ @GassawayJackson 12 Feb 2017
        Replying to @USATODAY @pattonoswalt

        that little penguin has been a costar his whole life , thanks to kevin James

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      1. Eddie Mott‏ @eddiemott38 12 Feb 2017
        Replying to @USATODAY @pattonoswalt

        did he eat the reporter first?

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      1. Nicholas Virzi‏ @nicholasvirzi 12 Feb 2017
        Replying to @USATODAY @pattonoswalt

        #gettypetty. The new media standard.

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      1. Nicholas Kibitzer‏ @KibitzerNico 12 Feb 2017
        Replying to @USATODAY @pattonoswalt

        POswalt behaves like a bully who likes to harass people. Why? because he can & USA TODAY applauds his behavior

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      1. Ca Patriot‏ @Patriot_ca 12 Feb 2017
        Replying to @USATODAY @pattonoswalt

        who?

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      1. America Lover‏ @america_pirate 12 Feb 2017
        Replying to @USATODAY @pattonoswalt

        limpwristed

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      2. Philip Hofmore‏ @MeOnTheShowUs 12 Feb 2017
        Replying to @USATODAY @pattonoswalt

        USA Today just doesn't get it. Thought maybe you guys would be impartial. Unfollow. I'm sure you'll survive.

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      1. thatseemsodd‏ @thatseemsodd 13 Feb 2017
        Replying to @USATODAY @pattonoswalt

        this guy is a twit...small man syndrome is alive and well

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      1. CCI International Group‏ @ccigroups 12 Feb 2017
        Replying to @USATODAY @pattonoswalt

        Should take his tour on the road in Russia, China, North Korea, Iran, Syria, Yemen, Libya, but he wants his head!

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      1. Liberty Mike‏ @LibertyMike1784 12 Feb 2017
        Replying to @USATODAY

        remember that time @pattonoswalt called 4 #people 2 #die just b/c they were @ a #TRUMP property? We member

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