@USATODAY Darwin Award!!
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@USATODAY Maybe a different hobby.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@USATODAY yep sounds like georgiaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@USATODAY@zeroeder4 statistics show that if you put more tannerite in a lawnmower, then it will properly finish the mowing job he started -
@PurdTunter@USATODAY Missed out on a Darwin Award but I see a web redemption in store for him.@danieltosh -
@zeroeder4@USATODAY@danieltosh he'll get another shot at an accessible lawnmower. -
@PurdTunter@USATODAY@danieltosh For an encore I think he should blow up his mobility scooter. -
@zeroeder4@USATODAY@danieltosh unfortunately tosh.o is standing room only that day -
@PurdTunter@USATODAY@danieltosh Just sayin, he is CLEARLY a gun enthusiast.pic.twitter.com/E6rbYYZwUl
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@zeroeder4@USATODAY@danieltosh FACT...elective surgery leads to poaching of endangered lawnmowers. This lawnmower wasn't given fair chase
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@USATODAY because how else do you get rid of a lawnmower?! :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@USATODAY see if I can shoot this can off my forehead Darwin AwardThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@USATODAY I'm sure all of this made perfect sense with a crate of Budweiser warming his pendulous, vest-clad belly.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@USATODAY Good. Dumba$$Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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