@USATODAY Buy USA Today. #EvilLaugh
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@USATODAY help people as much as I can without letting them get the best of me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@USATODAY find that guy on news who said " he'd buy a ton of hookers and cocaine" and we would buy a ton of hookers and cocaine@southpau19Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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If I win the lottery, I will buy the
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@USATODAY buy laundry service for lifeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@USATODAY oh the good I could do, starting with the VetsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@USATODAY Pay off my student loans and not have to die with that debt.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@USATODAY Disappear. *POOF* Gone. Only popping up here and there on the planet.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@USATODAY Invest in small businesses at the local level. Maybe buy a houseThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@USATODAY Non of your business.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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