@USATODAY When a terrorist attack results in the shrinking of one's balls, purchasing a nice, warm gun ensures testicular reinflation.
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@klangfarbian And how are your balls doing? Swinging low, yes? -
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@klangfarbian They are fine! Thank you for enquiring! (But, 'tween me 'n thee, I feel they'd be more prominent with the purchase of a .357)
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@USATODAY Obama should be proud, best gun salesman ever. Maybe he can open a store when he’s done screwing up America.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@USATODAY Good. More legal firearms bought by good people who're concerned about getting a gun in the future.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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