@USATODAY I drive a Dodge Stratus!!!
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@USATODAY "well, isn't that special"?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@USATODAY Roseanne Rosanna dannaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@USATODAY" I gotta fever, and the only cure, is more Cowbell!"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@USATODAY 'I'm Chevy Chase and you're not.'Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@USATODAY Favorite line: Sean Conery: "Suck it, Trebek"#SaturdayNightLiveThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@USATODAY Welcome to Omletteville!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@USATODAY Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@USATODAY I'm a wild and crazy guy.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@USATODAY It just goes to show, there's always something.#SaturdayNightLiveThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@USATODAY I'm Matt Foley and I am a motivational speaker!! *hitches up pants*Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@USATODAY I've got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@USATODAY@SNLorneMichaels this show has become too liberal. Can't even watch anymore.#sickeningThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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