@USATODAY DUDE! You've got money hire a driver, call a cab. Do something besides be stupid.
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@USATODAY "arrested for DUI" "arrested on suspicion of DUI" are two different things, fucko'sThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@USATODAY damn it Uncle Jesse!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@USATODAY Sucks being a has-been actor and get headlines for your mistakes. Says a lot to enjoy such news.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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.. Not Uncle JessieThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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