Um, incorrect, Voldemort has an interesting backstory “@USATODAY: Lance Armstrong says that he's Lord Voldemort http://usat.ly/1B51peu ”
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Gotta love the hubris "Gosh I just can't believe how lonely I feel to be the most powerful dark wizard who ever lived"
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"Everyone is really mad at me because I engineered a genocide against muggle-born wizards & also cheated at biking"
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You already incurred the wrath of sports fans; did you also need to annex the profound scorn of Harry Potter nerds?
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@USATODAY@ForTheWin Does Lance know what happened to Voldemort? Things didn't turn out too well for him.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@USATODAY Lance Armstrong just doesn't get it no on want's to hear from a him because he doesn't tell the TRUTH!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@USATODAY sadly his 7 forfeited titles aren't horcruxes.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Wait, what? “
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@USATODAY@ForTheWin@lancearmstrong Really? OMG.#NarcissistThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@USATODAY Oh Lance, only you would still give yourself a royal-ish title.#EgomaniacThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Really???? “
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