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@USATODAY my dad's favorite joke is the classic "pull my finger" but instead of farting he shits his pants :D what a kook!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@USATODAY@robdelaney My dad was an alcoholic who didn't make his child support payments so we could never afford to go to Disney#DadJokeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ComplicitOwl@USATODAY What's Irish and only comes out in the warm weather? Paddy O'Furniture. -
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@ComplicitOwl@USATODAY Pretty sure that's my favorite joke ever.
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@USATODAY Dad: What's harder than my 6 year service in Vietnam? Me: I don't know. Dad: Your mom's gritty nipples.@robdelaneyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@USATODAY@robdelaney It's better to be pissed off, than pissed onThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@USATODAY@robdelaney I'll bet@coffee_dad has some good#DadJokesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@USATODAY@robdelaney after a#poo, we used to ask him if he sprayed (to clean the air). He would say a little but I wiped it up (the#poo).Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@USATODAY@robdelaney a little out of left field, but H.P. Lovecraft's At the Mountains of Dadness is pretty funny if you dig cosmic horrorThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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