@USATODAY "Doctor, how's the boy who swallowed a dollar?" "No change yet."
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@USATODAY Helen Keller walks into a bar...and a chair...and the pool table.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TedInJest “@USATODAY: Celebrate#humormonth and tweet your best (or worst) joke. pic.twitter.com/EFR41Rob5v”
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@USATODAY Its either an embarrassed zebra or a newspaper...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@USATODAY a newspaper!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@USATODAY Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@USATODAY boxers or briefs? .... Depends#humormonthThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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