Carl Hiaasen’s novels pretty much write themselves, right?
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Florida....never fails
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30 years for the hit attempt... life for the hair
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Gee, I wonder which party he belongs to...

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MORE like Joe Dirt
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President of what, his HOA?
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Florida, a mullet and a hit
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Joe looks exactly the type to tryn contract a hit
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Yep, we got another ratfuker! Yee-HAW! Bat shit crazy with an AK-47!
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Has anyone got any idea if he ordered a hit on his hair stylist as well?
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Click through to watch his campaign video.
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@USATODAY ? Tampa is not in South Florida.#Googlemaps Fact check?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Florida! I live there!
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Well I guess his new nickname is going to be "Joe Soap Roper"
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