Still better than a Jehova Witness.
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I hope no other structures were harmed when they BURNED DOWN THE HOUSE.
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This is why I live where the air hurts my face.
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I think I need a “no intruder” sign on my lawn. If they can ring bells, they can probably read too. No?
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ya, but the snake will lie and say he didn't see the sign. Cuz that's what snakes do.
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Well, glad that the intruder alert worked! *shudder*.
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I believe the proper term for this animal is the Nope Noodle.
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"Honey, I'm never coming home."
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I'm glad I don't have a doorbell!
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Hot take: Why more snakes should ring the doorbell ...

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