Everyone knows that this won t last
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I know a couple who married this quickly and they've been together for like 20 years now and recently had another baby, their fourth.
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All he needs to do now is go on Oprah and jump up and down on her couch
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Funny.....that’s exactly what your divorce lawyer will be thinking in less than a year. Save your money bro.
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TMZ reported this last week
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Trophy wife....
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Happy for them
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@Socceroos YEEEEESSSSS!
















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That’s because you did
#be seeing you in divorce courtThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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is there a betting pool on when this will end?
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That’s gonna last as long as a fart in a whirlwind
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Aahh, to be young, ignorant, and a millennial. Place your bets on how long this relationship will last.
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Hello. Entering the US without permission is called improper entry. Entering without permission a second time is called illegal entry. Just so you know. Have a nice day.
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Yeah, because you put in no work to receive her as a prize!
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This will end well
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Big mistake
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I hope
@ArianaGrande can tolerate his very obvious intoxication problemThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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