James

@UNDICTION

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Toronto, ON
Vrijeme pridruživanja: srpanj 2014.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    10. lis 2017.

    GIBBERISH: word without a meaning UNGLISH: meaning without a word

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  2. prije 6 sati

    Why does every phone line's hold music sound like it's coming out of a boombox underwater on the other end of a wormhole?

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  3. prije 24 sata

    A statistics note: when you see "62% of precincts reporting," that does not mean the same thing as "precincts representing 62% of people reporting."

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    You will be okay. The Ancient One will appreciate your sacrifice.

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    29. sij

    Desperate people make ideal workers - and distracted citizens. H/t:

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    29. sij

    Posted without comment

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  7. 4. velj

    Life goal met: I just got to write the words "blood industry" in a work document.

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    Oregon needs REAL rent control, tied to the average increase in worker wages. If our paychecks aren't going up, than neither should our landlord's.

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    2. velj

    Wandering in desolate places.

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    3. velj

    More for your recommended daily intake of hard surface protein.

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  11. 3. velj

    TIL that "weak" vs. "strong" verbs is supposed to mean... regular vs. irregular? Like, "consume" is a "weak" verb because its past tense is "consumed", but "eat" is strong because its past tense is "ate." What a garbage heuristic!

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    16. stu 2018.

    (v) Accidentally mistake left and right. "OK so turn to the left up h—nonono, your other left!" (v) Accidentally mistake past and future. "OK so based on our meeting tomorrow—I mean, yesterday—"

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    words in which the t is often silent for some people christmas listen mortgage lgbt

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    6. lip 2018.

    (n) Lie comprised of true but logically disconnected claims, leading to a false conclusion.

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    3. ruj 2014.

    (n) A variant on the Turing Test in which all participants are judges, including the artificial intelligences.

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    15. stu 2019.

    (v) 1. Feel that you might have dreamed about this happening (See also: deja vu) 2. Remember a prophetic dream.

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    30. stu 2019.

    (n) 1. Ideology defined by what it does not espouse, rather than what it does. 2. Intellectual negative space.

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    1. velj

    A palinspoon is a word or phrase whose spoonerism maintains a similar meaning to the original For example: Sledgehammer / hedge slammer This is the only example I can find. It is a very rare thing indeed, and I hope to add to my collection

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    maɪ bɔjfɹɛnd ænd aj nɛvɹ bejbi tɑk tu aʊər kɪdz. wi juz oʊnli θə ɪntərnæʃənl foʊnɛtɪk ælfəbɛt ænd boʊθ bɹɔd ænd naroʊ trænskɹɪpʃəns. maj sʌn ɪz θɹi ænd kæn dɪstiŋguɪʃ æspəɹejtəd ænd ʌnæspərejted kɔnsoʊnɛnts. maj datər kæn pɹodus ə nejzl ɪngɹɛsɪv vojslɛs viləɹ t͡ʃɹɪl

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    29. sij

    i've recently become obsessed with all the insane corporate ways we say normal things to each other. "I’m a little confused" is by far my favorite - it's absolute rage masked as a professional pleasantry. what are some of your best/most insufferable work gibberish phrases?

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  21. 27. sij

    (v) Have never known. "Honey, I didn't forget your birthday--I ______ when it was!"

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