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ruban from unknown mortal orchestra tweeting. mumbling the truth under my breath
Musicianumo.jagjag.co/i-killed-capta…Joined May 2010

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if you’re still getting offended on the internet by statements that weren’t even directed at you its time to take a look at yourself
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whenever there’s a long tweet i always think “you wouldn’t have survived in the old twitter”
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this is one of the best new tweets
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planet her and hot pink were cash-grabs and yall fell for it. now i can go disappear somewhere and touch grass with my loved ones on an island while yall weep for mediocre pop.
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is there a way of checking that you’re definitely not dying
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i think snoop has made the most coherent point about the streaming platforms: there is no transparency about rates. physical gave you a set formula, sell this much get this much. streaming has never offered that. its some shady sliding scale.
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happy sunday everyone. may you enrage your haters and delight your lovers
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so if the danger of minimalist design is that computers can whip up soulless functional objects, now that ai can produce detailed baroque design doesn’t that danger extend to detailed baroque objects?
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whats the best restaurant in portland. not fanciest but like actually the best
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is “real” worth more than “fake”?
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you have to factor in the chances of them dying before 35 is about 30% too
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that actually seems kind of low
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if you grew up around aging punks like i did you know the chances of them ending up conservative are about 30%
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do you think charles getting that gluck tonight
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i wish i could say to people “these pictures are not film or digital but a mysterious third thing”
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you started holding men to a higher standard and now youve created a monster
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tell me why i’ve sadly been noticing this too it’s honestly embarrassing 😣 twitter.com/UMO/status/165…
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todays ruban tweets are brought to you by late onset hangover
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time keeps on slippin slippin slippin into the future -100% ruban nielsons tweet he invented
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its happening in pop culture too. hands up which one of you boiz, if you found yourself in tim chalamet’s position in life, would be hitting up *checks notes, kylie jenner
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i think it took a long time to get here, but i think with many straight relationships i see in my life, we are officially entering the era of “he’s too good for her”. i really can’t believe it
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something turned the tide and put me in a great mood
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who’s going to crowded house at arlene schnitzer tonight??
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today feels even weirder than yesterday. anybody else feeling that
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i went to see beau is afraid the other night and at the end a person next to us had a panic attack and had to be kinda carried outside. the way the film ends made that feel like it was part of the movie. they were ok. they were sat on the floor with their friend laughing it off
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somebody said chino lives in my part of town. can someone put me in touch i promise im not a punisher
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i caught up on succession and the only parts that i like are the scenes between shiv and tom. so brutal and fascinating
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