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@TypePromiscuous

Opinions may or may not be mine. Definitely no one else wants them. DevOps / Anti-Fascist / Metal C-List shitposting.

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: veljača 2018.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    19. sij

    The worst part about being an adult is knowing there is no reason I CAN'T buy a coin operate child's ride at consignment auction, only about a dozen really good reasons why I shouldn't.

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    Very cool of TWKYK to predict ’s presidential campaign with such a clarity that it should genuinely scare you.

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  3. Who does one get in touch with about applying to become a pirate?

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    Oh look the sincerely-concerned-about-norms-and-decorum people are here

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    4. velj

    the story of tech in the twenty-first century can be summarized by the giant facebook thumbs up placed on the back of a decrepit sun microsystems sign. some serious ozymandias shit

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    2. velj
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    STORYTIME: Asking random cops the same silly questions they ask citizens. Let's go!

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    4. velj

    we definitely live in a really boring shadowrun. we're just npcs, and the dm is running out of ideas.

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    4. velj

    They weren't my top choice, but I will still vote for 500 Internal Server Error if they go on to win the nomination.

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    3. velj

    PhD student, c.2020: Here’s a limited argument I made based on years of specialized research. Hope it’s OK 😕 Philosopher dude, c.1770: Here are some Thoughts I had in the Bath. They constitute Universal & Self-Evident Laws of Nature. FIGHT ME.

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  10. 4. velj
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  11. 4. velj

    1950s us: Computers will soon do complex math calculations in minutes 2020s us: A highly distributed verifiable global database can instantly locate posts bitching about how we cannot distill a few 4 digit numbers into a few 1-3 digit numbers and collect those for reporting.

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  12. 4. velj

    I set up a very cheap machine to use as a VPN that I allow through my firewalls so I can just blanket block everything else rather than figure out how to write iptables rules. This is normal right? Everyone does this...

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    3. velj

    BREAKING: The results are in, and folks, this one's a shocker:

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    Based on your feedback, in case you need it, Reset this PC now has the option of downloading a new image from the cloud instead of using the existing Windows files stored on the machine. 💻☁️ Learn more here:

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  15. 3. velj

    Rush Limbaugh: "I would like a medal for smoking cigars, is what I’m saying." Irony thy name is evidently Rush.

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  16. 3. velj

    He didn't really do a good enough job did he?

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  17. 3. velj

    There's some Tier 1 band names on this list. Anal Impaler and cyberfucking are my top choices.

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    In some cases you might find that it's a 16GB flash with the firmware hacked to show as 128GB. Data loss? Pfft, what do they care? By the time you figure it out they have your money and you don't know who the seller really was.

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    3. velj

    “How’s capitalism doing?” “The aristocratic legume was resurrected” “Ah what a relief”

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    2. velj

    I used to wonder why the interfaces on Star Trek are so clunky given that it's centuries in the future, but I guess that's just Enterprise software for you

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  21. 3. velj

    Every time we see through P. Mahomes helmet it looks like a ps2 render of Jeremy Renner

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