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Proprietor of TwoPaddocks - in the cheering up business since 1993. Also seen acting on occasion.

Central Otago, New Zealand
twopaddocks.com
Joined May 2011

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    Sam Neill‏Verified account @TwoPaddocks 18 Aug 2017

    Massage and a glass of wine.pic.twitter.com/u7TtQyFk7Z

    1:11 PM - 18 Aug 2017
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    • nealfortheanthem Durán Fernando Gaydolf Twitler 𓆏 K__C DameJEMarshall stevendee Andrew Anderson kali uchiha🏳️‍🌈 Ben Hauser
    257 replies 3,057 retweets 10,964 likes
      1. Kirsten's Desk‏ @KirstensDesk 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TwoPaddocks

        Okay, that made my weekend. Thanks!

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      1. Luke Evans Fan‏ @LeemitageLuke 18 Aug 2017
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        I'll have what he's having!!!

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      1. Jeremy Grant‏ @TradingJeremy 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TwoPaddocks

        Someone's gotta do it

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      1. Michelle‏ @mickey_rolph 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TwoPaddocks

        Only in New Zealand...😆

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      1. Ben Burchell.‏ @PaleBlueDotBen 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TwoPaddocks

        Looks like Jurassic Park cut its funding for its animals...

        1 reply 0 retweets 16 likes
      2. Cosmik Slop‏ @BrightAnimal 20 Aug 2017
        Replying to @PaleBlueDotBen

        Dammit, even Nedry knew better than to mess with the PORKER fences...

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Rachel H  😷 💙‏ @abbiecat37 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TwoPaddocks

        Living the dream! 🐷🍾

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      1. mj‏ @melanie_jane 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TwoPaddocks

        Don't think I learned that move when I trained in massage.

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      1. Invisibilia‏ @Elints22 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TwoPaddocks

        Cheers 😀

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      1. Richard Easther‏ @REasther 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TwoPaddocks

        Almost afraid to ask if the bottle is something that pairs well with pork,

        2 replies 2 retweets 39 likes
      2. Michael Frawley‏ @FrawleyMotat 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @REasther @TwoPaddocks

        It does........

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
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