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Taller than average feminist harpy. Neurodivergent. Nonbinary. Single parent. Witch. Friendship katamari. Marketing strategist. No TERFs. No SWERFs. BLM. ACAB.

Baltimore, MD
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Joined February 2009

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    liz (they/she)‏ @TwoLemonades Mar 12

    I... wasn't ready.pic.twitter.com/JXxuRthFQX

    5:53 PM - 12 Mar 2021
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    • AllthefeelsNordi Stefan Dominik – mit zwei I und einem K! 😷 Please ma'am, call me Dan Sebastian Pup Cola GoodBoyBowser Cub a dub dub nancy sriracha ☠️🖤
    117 replies 630 retweets 2,885 likes
      1. liz (they/she)‏ @TwoLemonades Mar 12

        This tiktok started and I was like WHY ARE ME...nnnnnggggfffffdf.

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      1. Melinda Beatty‏ @PoorRobin Mar 12
        Replying to @TwoLemonades

        UNF.

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      2. Mx. D. E. Anderson‏Verified account @diannaeanderson Mar 12
        Replying to @TwoLemonades @AnaMardoll

        He did another one, toopic.twitter.com/lwHiwrfe6l

        18 replies 72 retweets 537 likes
      3. Ms. Charlotte‏ @charlotteirene8 Mar 12
        Replying to @diannaeanderson @AnaMardoll @TwoLemonades

        Omg I need to get vaccinated

        1 reply 0 retweets 36 likes
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      1. Eliot Kane‏ @SimchaAndSnacks Mar 12
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        He did the sit!

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      1. Ijustneedtocooloffmyhands‏ @miriamekerns Mar 12
        Replying to @TwoLemonades @AnaMardoll

        He does Riker sit! Sign me up!

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      1. Swedebit‏ @Swedebit Mar 12
        Replying to @TwoLemonades

        Things I do better than this ball of 🔥: I don't have a cardboard box in my room. Things we have in common: Hey, we have exactly the same Fitbit! Things he does better: Everything else.

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      1. tabs‏ @GabeTheTabby Mar 12
        Replying to @TwoLemonades

        @MoodyFerret

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      2. oscar mayer wehner lover‏ @katienotwiener Mar 12
        Replying to @TwoLemonades @Mystic5523

        this man is...very attractive

        2 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
      3. M. Reads Books N Fics 🧑🏻‍💻‏ @hybibliophiliac Mar 12
        Replying to @katienotwiener @TwoLemonades @Mystic5523

        Amen to that

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