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Everything Donald Trump has touched in his lifetime has turned to absolute shit, and now he is touching America.
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I don't mean to be a Debbie Downer, but I distinctly remember George W. Bush touting the stock market more weeks before the housing collapse. I remember distinctly because I worked for a mortgage company and promptly lost my job. But, go ahead. Brag away.https://twitter.com/NewsHour/status/1081389825566097408 …
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Did anyone else emit an ironic chuckle at the thought of the "Hillary's Gunna Take Yer Guns!" crowd supporting a president who openly admitted today that he would be more than happy, proud, even!, to take Texans' land by eminent domain? He'd do it tomorrow, he says. I mean. Ha?
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Off with all their heads.https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1081260040542191616 …
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The Republican Party in a motherfucking nutshell. They care so little about screwing over the little guy that they don't even realize when they're screwing over the little guy.pic.twitter.com/dTYEsYCVTq
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I am listening to Donald Trump's monologue about border security as I drive home. If the man at the end of the bar rambled like he just did, the bartender would cut him off. Motherfucker is insane.
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Laurie Brunner Retweeted
Oh I just saw what she did You're safe for now
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Laurie Brunner Retweeted
Seriously though, we kid around a lot here on Twitter, but impeach the motherfucker.
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Laurie Brunner Retweeted
Trump is a motherfucker. Trump is a motherfucker. Trump is a motherfucker.Trump is a motherfucker.Trump is a motherfucker. Trump is a motherfucker. Trump is a motherfucker. Trump is a motherfucker. Trump is a motherfucker. A lot of you fucking men are motherfuckers.
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Can I be honest with you, Twitter? I mean, we've known each other for almost 10 years now, I think I can be frank with you: I don't like Ellen DeGeneres that much. I know there's supposed to be some sort of hormonal bond between lesbians but nope. Thanks for reading.
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Laurie Brunner Retweeted
"As a Black queer someone who, when my body began to manifest aspects of my identity — a sway in my walk, a bend in my wrist — was punched in the chest by Black men in my family, Ellen can’t and doesn’t speak for me."https://www.out.com/news-opinion/2019/1/04/op-ed-problem-ellen-degeneres-kevin-hart-interview …
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Laurie Brunner Retweeted
My thoughts on Ellen and this absolving of Kevin Hart.pic.twitter.com/tn7Amh6oDv
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Laurie Brunner Retweeted
McConnell says bill passed by the House to reopen government is a "non-starter" w Senate Republicans. YOU ALL VOTED FOR IT UNANIMOUSLY TWO WEEKS AGO. YOU ALL VOTED FOR IT UNANIMOUSLY TWO WEEKS AGO. YOU ALL VOTED FOR IT UNANIMOUSLY TWO WEEKS AGO. YOU ALL... ah screw it
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Says the man who publicly, proudly, and without hesitation, told the entire world that he was lining up investigations of President Hillary Clinton...before the election. Sit down, Mr. Chaffetz.https://twitter.com/jasoninthehouse/status/1081048094232453122 …
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Laurie Brunner Retweeted
Thread. So I cried twice in two days. For some reason, people being kind makes me emotional these days. Sue me.https://twitter.com/jackremmington/status/1080556838955798529 …
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I can tell you this much: I typically don't care about freshmen congresspersons. They're inexperienced, weak, and have a lot to learn about Washington. I generally ignore them. But, the ridiculous venom being spewed at Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez makes me root for her.
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Laurie Brunner Retweeted
I don't know about this new mascot, Dunkin'. Something seems...well...off.pic.twitter.com/zGEZDwWfHz
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Laurie Brunner Retweeted
The first two Native-American women to serve in Congress embrace one another.

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Looks like 5 dickheads to me.https://twitter.com/kenolin1/status/1081072952601276416 …
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Tidying Up With Marie Kondo's working title was "Listen To Me: You Don't Want To End Up On Hoarders, Do You?"
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I simultaneously wanted to call Child Services AND track down that free sample cart because, not gonna lie, that child seemed like she was really enjoying it.
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