Ali Brice

@TwiceBriceBrice

Comedian & Actor. Spelling mistaks my own. Spotlight: .

London, England
alibrice.com
Joined March 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    12 Feb 2020

    NOW STREAMING: Ali Brice - Bin Wondering “A master surrealist, Brice takes the audience on a journey through his mind at a time when he spent several hours in a wheelie bin.” ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Check it out: Use the code TWICEASBRICE to get a month free

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  2. Jan 21

    "Careful with your cutlery, we don't own a steel mill!" What was the most common phrase in your household when you were growing up?

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  3. Jan 18

    Invention: A scarf, but for your back. I'm looking for 50k for a 10% share. Serious offers only, please.

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  4. Retweeted
    Jan 14

    1 Retweet = I have to PayPal you £0.01 1 Like = You have to PayPal me £0.01 Balls in your court PayPal = benjula@hotmail.co.uk

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  5. Jan 12

    Teacher: What is the meaning of this, boy? Me: *massive grin, completely naked* Teacher: Well...? Me: *whispering* Psssst. Gabrielle, that's your cue. Gabrielle:

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  6. Retweeted
    Jan 11

    told by my dentist to cut out sugar to save my teeth decaying to dust; discovered even lemon in your water can rot your teeth and immediately ate a snickers

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  7. Jan 11

    Archaeological dig in the year 3221: "What is it?" "A hand, but the skin....so well preserved" The hand rises, followed by wrist, arm until a human bursts out the earth*. "I'M TONY ROBINSON, WELCOME TO TIME TEAM" The archaelogists bow. Their god has returned. *Superman pose.

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  8. Jan 4

    Fact of the day: All Grandmas have curly hair.

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  9. Retweeted
    7 Dec 2020

    KNOW THE SYMPTOMS High temperature loss of taste or sense of smell spontaneous key change 🎤

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  10. Retweeted
    1 Dec 2020

    THREAD. Some of you have waited a long time to hear more about an infamous cassette that has been part of my life since the year of my birth. It is called 'Carols At Christmas' and it is by the Greater Manchester Police Choir featuring the cast of Coronation Street.

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  11. Retweeted
    3 Dec 2020

    After his show at last Feb's festival was rammed to the rafters is back for 2021 Ali Brice 'I Tried To Be Funny, But You Weren't Looking' 3.30pm Sat 20th Feb In person - Online -

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  12. 23 Nov 2020

    Tickets are selling fast for this. I am struggling to keep up with demand, but as the only Officials Weirdos Ticket Merchant I will not let you down. Please get in touch if you need a ticket. Special offer: All tickets now double price for half the show. You choose which half.

    *** WEIRDOS IN SPACE *** An epic space opera performed live and online. Broadcast from satellite from space straight to a Zoom call. This Friday 27th November. Tickets are limited but there are a few left. Get them now and see you in space!
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  13. 22 Nov 2020

    Tickets for the Weirdos gig on Friday after available from me, the only Officials Weirdos Ticket Merchant.

    Starting to prepare for this upcoming gig. The idea was to create a space opera (in the style of star wars, flash gordon, dune) and perform it as a live play on zoom with a live audience. It seems straightforward-ish (cast haven't seen the script yet).
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  14. 16 Nov 2020

    What's going on ?

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  15. 15 Nov 2020

    Please *know is the only Officials Weirdos Ticket Merchant

    Please no
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  16. 15 Nov 2020

    Get your tickets for the upcoming "Weirdos In Space" gig from me, the only Officials Weirdos Ticket Merchant™️ I sell one ticket at a time for a really good low cost. Just ask.

    Get your tickets here for our upcoming online gig. It was going to be space themed but the cast seem to have some sort of pre-occupation with lemons . . .
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  17. 2 Nov 2020

    Moxo Tower!

    Look around you. There are Mo's popping everywhere.
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  18. Retweeted
    18 Oct 2020

    THE BIGGEST SCOOP OF 2020

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  19. 4 Oct 2020

    Tell the government to make Amazon pay their fair share:

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  20. 1 Oct 2020

    Been saying it for years, . Nice to finally have some proof.

    & , wondering if you can help me please: This picture of ’s office shows a book about how to profit from a monetary crisis - does this mean he’s responsible for the Great Recession? And if so, could he also be responsible for COVID-19?
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  21. 15 Sep 2020

    He's back. He's done it again. The A-Team is the latest in the series. If you have a title sequence, if you want to see it in stock, and if you can find him...maybe you can hire .

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    It wasn't easy, but here it is: the A Team intro recreated using ONLY Stock Footage.
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