I don't always properly read your tics of the day in your voice in my head...
But this one, this one played perfectly in my head. 
And made me laugh more than expected.
Tic of the day Lady on the phone; Would you like anything else on your pizza? Me; EXTRA SPIT
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I think I would cancel that order tbh
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I wouldn't
End of conversation
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And people get mad at me for putting pineapple on mine
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Golden. What she say though?
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And they say pineapple is crazy
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The best topping clearly
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Lady on the phone: Honey, you got a big storm coming...pic.twitter.com/xBgQ2dYPXt
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