Tic of the day; The postman passed me my parcel and I immediately dropped it as he looked down to get the signature screen up. As he looked up the very next thing he saw was me poking my butt at him as I turned and bent down to pick it up. And Terrence said HELP ME STEP BRO!
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Better to laugh than to think its an actual proposition tho
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You have somehow managed to look more simp than if you had just said that
End of conversation
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I'd have needed an inhaler and I don't have breathing problems.
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