I've been called to do jury service... Fuck.
Should I call it off or tell everyone in the courtroom to fuck my biscuit. 
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Whatever happens—you need to be the one to read the jury’s decision in court. This is imperative.pic.twitter.com/Z6smxYmqLY
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I thought you were just thinking REALLY hard, and that’s what your face did. Honestly, it was the most logical choice at the time.
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I have that same gif, it's when you move both of your eyebrows.
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