Whatever happens—you need to be the one to read the jury’s decision in court. This is imperative.pic.twitter.com/Z6smxYmqLY
I've been called to do jury service... Fuck.
Should I call it off or tell everyone in the courtroom to fuck my biscuit. 
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What even IS that gif?
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I can imagine you repeatedly telling the court that “he’s gunna fry” during the trial.
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"Wow"
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That poor stenographer.
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You might pick up some interesting legal jargon tics. Maybe Terrance will shout for the judge to "hang 'em all!" - which would be funny if it's only traffic court. I'm pretty sure a judge would excuse you, but it could be an interesting experience if they allow you to stay.
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They might just send her away and call for an alternate, but they can’t hold her in contempt of court because of the fact that it is out of her control
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please do the latter
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you should ask the lawyer during selection if you can live stream it...
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