Happy man period day!
Tic of the day: Friend; *silently helps pack my bags at the check out* Me; *points to friend, turns to the cashier and shouts* "HE'S ON HIS PERIOD!!"
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its that time of the month againi
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Bloody hell Terrence. GET IT?!
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Someone's watching BuzzFeed too much!
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That cashier was either horrified or laughing his ass off. (I know I'd be laughing)
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