We're never gonna learn the other three shades
Tic of the day; Friend; *lifts fork to mouth* Me; there are four shades of asshole! Friend *slowly puts down fork* Me; MINE'S HOT PINK! Friend; *spits food across the restaurant table*
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Surely one has to just be "POOPY BROWN"
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I'm not sure what to do with any of that information, but thank you for sharing, I guess.
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tic of the day tweets are the best on twitter. since the first one i read till now i have always laughed, chuckled or at least smiled. thank you for that, i really appreciated it <3
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He thought he was safe
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Sweet indeed!
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Hahahahahahaha omg you're so sweet, made my day
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@Joe_Grizliovsky good oneThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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colour scheme on fleek. appreciation incoming.
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