So I've officially added "invite Anita over for BBQ" to my bucket list. On top of that in bold red beside it "warning possible STDs"
Tic of the day; Friend; You'll be playing with fire Me; FIRE! That's what we call my pussy. Friend; *Laughs* ok....why would yo- Me; It BUUUURNS. *holds crotch dramatically* Friend; *laughs louder* So as I was saying- Me; TASTE MY HERPIES.
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Terrence: WHERE YOU GOIN I AINT DONE WITH YOU YET
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Read this while eating korean chicken in chilli sauce, thanks
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I don't think I'm hungry for dinner anymore
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Ok that was a good one
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I was gonna say change it to Harpies but I don't think that's better.
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Oh gawd lol
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It's like a Skittles commercial gone horribly wrong.
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