Tic of the day; A lady turned to her partner and said "does the chicken look good to you?" Me; "I'd fuck it"
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I got a tic of the day. But it's from my co worker who has tourettes. Let's call him Fjjorg. Somebody pointed their finger at fjjorg and fjjorg then says to them "if you point that finger at me, it better go in my ass". I'm still crackin up about it
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That's an oddly rare made up name
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These really bring a smile to my face every day :) The reaction people must have.
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Well.... I would also say my Tourettes would agree on that...
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Thats usually a sign the chicken is good..
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Stahhhhp. You're killing me
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