Bringing peace to the world!
I was in a taxi when the driver gets a call on speaker. It gets really heated, his insurance company has been avoiding him for a month and won't replace his car. He's Irate and during a pause in the heated exchange, I shouted MY ASS TASTES OF DANGER. They couldn't stop giggling.
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Thanks Anita I needed that laugh right now.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Right, new Facebook status title. Thank you!
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Anita being the real solution to all the problems. We all need some Terrance sometimes.
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His fault for taking calls when customers are around
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We need you in the UN, everything would be fine.
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You are so awesome! I’m going to have to remember that one
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Subbing to you was my best decision this year
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I need that as a shirt.
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Terence saving the day for a change
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