Tic of the day; Paying my water bill on the phone, I go outside and check the water meter. passers by see a woman with one slipper on, messy hair, bum in the air, shouting into a hole in the pavement. COME BACK I LOVE YOU! CAN YOU CUM ON MY KITTEN? Dude on the phone was dying.
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Sounds normal except why one slipper?
so one foot can be toasty, the other cool. best of both worlds. I forget it's not "normal" until people judge me.
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Balanced, as all things should be
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It's a pretty common thing with a blanket, but not so much a slipper I think, lol
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Do you then swap your 'slipper foot when you need a temperature foot switch
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Hmmm. You mentioned messy hair and bum in the air because you recognise they aren't normal. You know the slipper thing isn't normal, and thus, decided to mention it.
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