Tic of the day; Paying my water bill on the phone, I go outside and check the water meter. passers by see a woman with one slipper on, messy hair, bum in the air, shouting into a hole in the pavement. COME BACK I LOVE YOU! CAN YOU CUM ON MY KITTEN? Dude on the phone was dying.
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The creepy persona you take on when you’re the killer in Dead by Daylight comes out IRL, too? This makes me wonder if you’ve ever thought about working at a haunted house hahah
I shout COME BACK I LOVE YOU at dropped paper clips and trash that blows out of my hand. Anything that thinks it can escape really.
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