when ar you streaming again?
Tic of the day; Paying my water bill on the phone, I go outside and check the water meter. passers by see a woman with one slipper on, messy hair, bum in the air, shouting into a hole in the pavement. COME BACK I LOVE YOU! CAN YOU CUM ON MY KITTEN? Dude on the phone was dying.
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In 30 mins my sweet!
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well I hate to disappoint but they are mostly repetitive. It's the nature of the Tourette's in a lot of cases. I mostly say the same things all day, and twitch in the same way, it gradually changes over time, and new things appear every now and then.
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Sounds normal except why one slipper?
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so one foot can be toasty, the other cool. best of both worlds. I forget it's not "normal" until people judge me.
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If only there was a book that had all your tic of the day collection, I would throw my money at it.
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I thought you happened to catch me outside somewhere then, that description of attire is exactly me every weekend.
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