'and that's how I met your mother'
Had a routine house inspection. Everything went really well until she commented on how clean the bathroom was. I replied "Yeah I could wash your cunt in there."
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If you made a Twitter page called 'Things my tic said' it would be an internet sensation.pic.twitter.com/lzvHCo39kj
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Nice idea)) I bet it would!
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Smooth talker
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(cue porn groove)
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Well, you were not wrong
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To be fair, that's what bathrooms are for
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She was probably just disappointed there was no bidet after you mentioned it. Yeah, that's the ticket!
Now I kind of want a @Tweet4nita Realtor reality show where Anita shows us all lovely homes where she can F$%# our friends.
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