Today's real #Tourettes: "I sellotaped my life to a bin bag." #dailyoutburst
Replying to @touretteshero
haha I get equally random ones. I often offer to bend people over a fish. so far people have taken it better than "would you like a fisting?" One of the few times I feel lucky to be a woman otherwise I am certain I would have been punched by now.
7:40 PM - 23 Sep 2018
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