Turnip

@Turnip2020

Hi. I’m a turnip and I have a higher IQ than the president. (DMs open)

Los Angeles, CA
Joined February 2018

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    16 Aug 2018

    Hi. I’m a turnip. I have a higher IQ than the President.

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  2. 10 hours ago

    See, everyone! We can live together in peace.

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  3. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    GOP: Here's Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in high school DANCING! She's so frivolous! GOP: Did you know that Beto O'Rourke was in a punk rock band?! Shocking! Dems: Brett Kavenaugh- GOP: That was a long time ago!

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  4. 11 hours ago

    A few weeks ago, I announced that “I am Q” as in a queer member of the LGBTQ+ community. I immediately began to lose followers. That was 2018. It’s 2019 now—are queer vegetables accepted yet?

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  5. 11 hours ago

    He recognizes me from Twitter. This is going to be a long flight.

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  6. 12 hours ago

    I’m on a plane right now and there’s an eggplant with a MAGA hat who’s really getting on my nerves.

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  7. 12 hours ago

    It’s called “America at its roots.”

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  8. 13 hours ago

    I’m writing a book.

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  9. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    There is some idiot stamping this on five dollar bills, thinking the Lincoln Memorial is the White House.

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  10. 14 hours ago

    I’m tired and ready for it to be 2020. If you need me, I’ll be sitting motionless on this kitchen counter.

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  11. 17 hours ago

    I have a serious question: when Trump is tried, will he be tried as an adult?

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  12. Retweeted

    I hear the GOP thinks women dancing are scandalous. Wait till they find out Congresswomen dance too! 💃🏽 Have a great weekend everyone :)

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  13. Retweeted
    Jan 2

    run turnip run

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  14. Jan 3

    Others have pointed out a few accomplishments that I forgot: - - - -

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  15. Jan 3

    As we say goodbye to Paul Ryan, please join me in recognizing his career accomplishments: - - - - -

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  16. Jan 3

    The official theme song of my presidential campaign is...*drum roll*... 🎼Turn the beet around 🎼

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  17. Jan 2

    I have a question, Twitter. Why does , who everyone hates, have 56.8 million followers while I, a turnip running for president against him, only have 113 thousand? Can we fix this?

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  18. Jan 2

    Is it just me or has become an even bigger moron in 2019?

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  19. Retweeted
    Jan 1
    Replying to

    I heard Individual 1 is also going down this year

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  20. Jan 1

    It’s 2019 everybody! The year the Trump regime collapses!

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  21. Dec 31

    Why is it that Elizabeth Warren gets top press coverage for her presidential bid but I don’t even get a single article for mine? Does the media have something against root vegetables?

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