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Audrey 🧪🦇
@Turbocrit
“Check his pulse Yugi!” ⟡ Audrey ⟡ 25+ ⟡ he/him or she/her ⟡ villain-coded lesbian ⟡ 💍 🖤 ⟡ I like yugioh a normal amount
PNWBorn April 13Joined September 2015

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I’m loving the trend of gay men dressing like dramatic cowboys and I feel like we as gay women should rise to the occasion and start dressing like flamboyant pirates
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Gamer dudes are wild they'll play a game about overthrowing a corrupt monarch but if there's 1 gay character in it then it's "too political"
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Hey you can criticize the lack of mlm representation in children’s media without tearing down any of the like. Three wlw couples in cartoons just saying.
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I definitely think that there’s nothing wrong with being an adult and still liking anime/cartoons, but at the same time if you’re in your late 30s and you’re spending your time arguing with teenagers over ships and you put shit like “I’ll punch a minor” in your bio... yikes
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I think, instead of trying to come up with a “holy trinity” of unproblematic celebrities and switching one of them out every time they fuck up, we could just not put celebrities on a pedestal and stop treating them like they’re our friends
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The “our creators confirmed that we have a romantic interest of the same gender but headasses deny it because they don’t know what a bisexual is” club
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Told my fiancée that I would cheat in Neopets by placing all my money in a trade deposit so the game thought I was poor, feed my pets at the soup kitchen for free, and then get my money back by canceling the trade, and he looked at me in horror and said “that’s money laundering”
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I love wearing boots with loud heels so everyone knows I’m coming their way like clack clack it’s me bitch
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Can you imagine rolling up to your finals and whipping out this stripper Bruno pen in front of your professors, classmates and god? I’d probably get an A for sheer audacity
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“This year’s Met Gala appropriates Catholicism!!” I don’t think you can really “appropriate” a religion that tried to forcefully convert more than half the planet imjustsaying
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Men aren’t allowed to say anything about cartoons aimed towards girls since they fucked up so bad with MLP
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Lil Nas X dropping a cover of Jolene the same hour we find out Elvira's been in a 19 year long relationship with another woman this is such a huge win for gays everywhere
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The animation in the Devilman OVAS is criminally underrated imo. This shot alone is just. Breathtaking.
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Raymond’s in boxes. Sealed within the box is a radioactive atom. We won’t know Raymond’s status until the box is opened. The cat remains both alive and dead until the state has been observed
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Each of the McElroys’ responses to being cast in Trolls 2 are completely on brand aksajdj I love them
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I think “webcomic creator put a $500 bounty on a person because they exposed her shady patreon rewards and someone sent her a random IP address so they could buy Dio Brando merch” is probably the closest thing twitter has to wild tumblr drama but even that doesn’t come close
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Tonio existed because Araki needs to put at least 1 Italian character in each part otherwise he’ll lose his immortality
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In order to lighten the mood after today’s episode I wanted to share one of my favorite tangentially related memes: the progressively ridiculous ways people have tried to upload In the Court of the Crimson King to the internet without getting marked for copyright infringement
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Christ it’s real
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I wrote about how the military is using esports, Twitch and murky "giveaways" to trick kids into filling out recruiting forms thenation.com/article/cultur
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If you blackface in cosplay for “accuracy” it’s showing that 1)You view other people’s race as a costume 2)You care more about the accuracy of a stupid costume more than the feelings of an entire group of people who have explained time and time again why it’s wrong Also fuck you
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It’s hard to really go “it’s easier to ship m/m because men have better dynamics in fiction” when I’ve seen people make m/m content involving characters that have .002 seconds of screen time, or when the powerhouse ship of a fandom is a character x himself
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Me when first reading the Metallica arc vs. me at the end of the fight and all subsequent rereads/rewatches
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Someone: Ryo and Akira weren't that gay in DCMB Me: I disagree, but I'll admit that that while they were explicitly stated to be in love with each other in the manga, it could unfortunately be interpreted as subtext in this adaptation. Someone: Also the Mikis were straight Me:
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Not to mention the whole "having a gay/trans character in a high fantasy setting is completely unrealistic. Also here's some dragons" thing
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I got confused on this at first too but Bernie suspending his campaign doesn’t mean he’s dropped out!! He’s just shifting his focus to dealing with the global crisis that’s understandably taking a higher priority. It’s easy to feel discouraged but we gotta keep fighting!!!
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Like I definitely think there needs to be more rep for gay and bi men in cartoons but don’t bash on any of the wlw couples whose creators had to fight tooth and nail to get them on the air.
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Seriously though, if you’re writing a fic about an M/M couple and there’s like only three lines in the fic about an F/F couple, can you please do us all a favor and not tag the F/F couple? Please I’m so tired
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I know Bowsette is going to be the new popular trend for cosplay but a part of me wants to cosplay Peach so all the gorgeous Bowsette cosplayers can hold me in their strong arms
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One day I’m gonna make my own compilation of tumblr posts that hit different and this and Sister Archie are gonna be numbers one and two
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I’ve seen two separate posts about the gang from It’s Always Sunny kinning Homestuck characters and they’re both uncannily in character what’s going on
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Devilman figures we're getting: Over-detailed Amon and Sirene Devilman figures we want: Ryo Nendoroid with these faces
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-Lio and Galo’s ages, birthdays, heights, and blood types are never to be disclosed -that way it’s harder to put them in a category-, but Wakabayashi and Koyama said it’s possible they’re in their early 20s -They’re “entry level businessman age”
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Jojos never meet their friends in normal ways it’s either “I beat him up and then performed brain surgery on him” or “he put a dead guy’s fingers in my mouth” or “she showed me the cash she hides in her boobs” or “I made a scene in public by trying to grab his balls”
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Nazism cw/// Today's been incredibly overwhelming for pretty much everyone, but if you can spare the mental energy, PLEASE educate yourself on Germany's Bier Hall Putsch, the failed Nazi Coup d'état of 1923, because it might sound similar to today's coup.
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I like that all the members of La Squadra are more or less on the same level of goober when it comes to their designs, but Unita Speciale is either “the most beautiful people you’ll ever lay eyes on” or “mom come pick me up I’m scared” with nothing in between
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Certain Jojo fans will spam the same unfunny jokes for 7 years straight and then turn around and call a cosplayer “cringy” or “cancer” for making a tiktok vid lmao Like you really wanna talk about cringy, Mr. “Spam Kono Dio Da on literally everything?” You really wanna do this?
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Listening to music that was referenced in Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure and getting a sense of secondhand embarrassment at the comment section
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Sex Pistols requiem but it’s just the normal Sex Pistols fusing together to form one giant horrifying buff Sex Pistol
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Hey fellow thin white cosplayers: In conversations about how dark skinned/plus size cosplayers are overlooked in the community, please don’t jump in with “I know how you feel, I get overlooked bc I only cosplay from obscure series” because the two things are not comparable at all
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-A lot of Tigger protagonists are kinda... dumb and that’s why we love them -“If Galo was smart, he would have figured out Kray was evil and the conflict would be over in 10 minutes and the rest of the film would be 2 hours of eating pizza.” (I’d still watch this FTR)
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-This concept was scrapped because a “boy meets flame creature” concept wasn’t Imaishi’s style. -Instead, they wanted to focus on a “boy meets boy” story, similar to how Kill la Kill was “girl meets girl” (these were the actual terms used)
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