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@TufthunterFusty

Free speech doesn’t pay the bills. Tweets don’t represent employer.

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    I am a music historian, and with I have researched the best-selling single of every decade all the way back to 14,000BC. Here's a thread: 2010s - Ed Sheeran, The Shape of You

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    literally can't believe americans continue to put up with these shallow-ass coffins we call bathtubs when even the shittiest studio apartment in japan has a soaking tub a full grown man can sit neck-deep in. are we all stupid? i hate this country

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    I don’t know who needs to hear this, but move that frozen turkey to the fridge today.

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    When people have sex in His Dark Materials, do their daemons also have sex, watch disconsolately from the sidelines or join in?

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    25. lis 2019.

    Who ever made this is awesome, I've tried before and carving isn't for me.

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    26. lis 2019.

    I’m making a recipe that calls for “3 cups dry pasta of your choice” and I want to murder everyone

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    20. lis 2019.

    I can confirm this kind of thing will cause diabetes.

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    18. lis 2019.

    People who enjoy salt & vinegar chips are a sturdier breed, more prepared for life’s challenges

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    At the cafe where I'm writing the people next to me were disagreeing about the origins of Men in Black & I said "If you'd like, I could clear that up for you" & one responded: "I'm sorry, we do not need an old white male's mansplanation." So I apologized and that was that.

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    😮😮😮 A revolving deepfake—changes with each impression. Malkovich, Hopkins, Freeman, Cranston, Waltz, & more. Next-level expression of creative technology from + 👏

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    My former employer CollegeHumor did this. In order to beat YouTube, Facebook faked incredible viewership numbers, so CH pivoted to FB. So did Funny or Die, many others. The result: A once-thriving online comedy industry was decimated. A $40m fine is laughable; shut Facebook down.

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    3. lis 2019.

    Seems unfair that actors can just shout 'line!' when they're not sure what they're supposed to say while us everyday working schmucks are expected to get by using interpersonal skills and social cues.

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    My apartment lost power and I hear all my neighbors talking outside, am I'm sitting debating whether I care enough to mingle to put on pants.

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    I've always hated the phrase "speak truth to power", which seems to rest on the delusion that power doesn't already know the truth, and would behave differently if it did

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    Why aren’t there new pasta shapes? We should be treating pasta shapes like iPhones, there should be a keynote every year.

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    Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at

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    In 2016 I was cast on a reality dance competition show for influencers. It’s apparent that they only cast me based off the number of followers I had, without researching who I was— because when I showed up for filming, the producers were extremely upset. (1/more)

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    22. kol 2019.

    We live in a REALLY crazy time, where you have to be very careful what you believe. Here's a short thread about it. It starts off with a jar of marmite.

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