So I laid on the floor on my kid’s room waiting for him to fall asleep for so long that I can’t get up. Suggestions?
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Have your phone on you? Order some single malt for delivery.
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If I had someone to massage me I wouldn’t be stuck here.
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You're gonna have to cut your arm off with a pocket kni... no, wait, that's rock climbing. I got nothing. How old is your kid?
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Oh, shoot - well eventually he'll wake up and laugh at you!
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Grab a mattress too? If you lay flat on your back, it's less uncomfortable
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