Malcolm Tucker

@Tucker5law

Don't ever call me a bully. I'm so much worse than that. Follow

Glasgow, Scotland
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Joined September 2014
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jun 13

    Incredible scenes

    26 replies 542 retweets 620 likes
  2. 9 hours ago

    Oooh is she doing the Edinburgh Book Festival this year? Should we bring a fucking Ouija board? (Or should that be Weegie board).

    0:12
    Andrea Leadsom thinking that Jane Austen is still alive explains why Tory policies seem like they're from the 1700s.
    6 replies 38 retweets 82 likes
  3. 9 hours ago

    Because freedom! Or something.

    1 reply 2 retweets 4 likes
  4. Retweeted
    10 hours ago

    rules on wearing full partick thistle kit and letting off flares in the chamber

    9 replies 94 retweets 380 likes
  5. 9 hours ago

    Because what the fuck is the point of hiring the guy who's bent if he's not in charge of the investigation into you?

    4 retweets 21 likes
  6. 10 hours ago

    I missed you and I am a

    I'm back! Who missed me? If you didn't, you're a
    6 likes
  7. Retweeted
    20 hours ago

    Reminder: John McCain doesn't give a fuck about poor people diagnosed with brain cancer

    70 replies 975 retweets 2,672 likes
  8. Retweeted
    13 hours ago

    It's not even 9am but I am 100% confident this by Roger Helmer MEP is today's worst tweet.

    142 replies 590 retweets 1,316 likes
  9. 23 hours ago

    Fuckity night to public agencies that mysteriously get away with paying women less than men. 'Made in Dagenham' wasn't pure fiction guys.

    24 retweets 88 likes
  10. Retweeted
    Jul 19

    Fucking JOIN THE CLUB

    Donald Trump Jr. "miserable," can't wait for his dad's presidency to end: report
    524 replies 27,473 retweets 105,021 likes
  11. 24 hours ago

    Jacob adhuc twat est - linguam etiam in mortuo.

    Tempora mutantur, et nos mutamur in illis.
    12 replies 45 retweets 120 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Jul 19

    The Scotland womens team is pretty business-like

    A (female) SNP MP is wearing a Scotland football kit in the chamber. I believe the rules state "business-like attire." .
    11 replies 13 retweets 59 likes
  13. Jul 19

    I know - a man so objectionable, you yearned for the good old days of Jeremy fucking Clarkson.

    Replying to @Tucker5law
    Is that that the bloke who couldn't even handle Top Gear? You only have to crash a few cars, look drunk and insult foreigners
    5 retweets 18 likes
  14. Jul 19

    Dear BBC, why oh why oh fucking why????!!!!!!

    12 replies 24 retweets 102 likes
  15. Retweeted
    Jul 19
    Replying to

    Oh Icarus...

    1 retweet 2 likes
  16. Jul 19

    It's the sweeping ambition of the man that I find most affecting.

    7 replies 95 retweets 199 likes
  17. Retweeted
    Jul 6

    how to search for "salmond was right" in the chilcot report

    5 retweets 22 likes
  18. Jul 19

    No. Unless by 'most' he means none.

    Trump claims he's passed more bills "than any president, ever"; is his claim accurate?
    6 replies 7 retweets 28 likes
  19. Jul 18

    Fuckity night storm clouds except you Don. We all know, despite your promises, you'll spend all your time in Florida

    7 retweets 23 likes
  20. Jul 18

    There you go again Doxy, judging everybody else by your own limbo-dance-finale-level low fucking standards

    Most politicians would have gone to a meeting like the one Don jr attended in order to get info on an opponent. That's politics!
    5 replies 8 retweets 49 likes
  21. Retweeted
    Jul 16

    It took me way longer than it should have to figure out that was a shower, not a Dalek.

    223 replies 5,261 retweets 10,881 likes

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