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Terrifying Bisexual Couch(Sexy Trumpet)
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BLM. Extremely Amateur Musician. One of those weird conceptual artists. Alt account to post surrealist non sequiturs and horny nonsense. She/her. ADHD

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    Terrifying Bisexual Couch(Sexy Trumpet)‏ @TrumpetSexy 16 Sep 2020

    My local Morrison’s is selling actual sacks of wet eggs. This is the most wretched and cursed item I have ever witnessedpic.twitter.com/bghKxOUxXu

    8:46 AM - 16 Sep 2020
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      1. Terrifying Bisexual Couch(Sexy Trumpet)‏ @TrumpetSexy 16 Sep 2020

        Also it’s in the meal deal section, which implies this is considered lunch ? Does this count as a main, or a snack?? I have so many questions, and no answers

        85 replies 87 retweets 5,512 likes
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      2. Asryk R Wake‏ @ra7ar 16 Sep 2020
        Replying to @TrumpetSexy @FredTaming

        Common core math makes no sense there's way more than 5!pic.twitter.com/osMjLWkkzu

        29 replies 24 retweets 2,199 likes
      3. Not much of a Housewife  🌱‏ @notmuchofahw 16 Sep 2020
        Replying to @ra7ar @TrumpetSexy @FredTaming

        "Contains Egg"pic.twitter.com/9T8952NmbQ

        3 replies 1 retweet 96 likes
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      2. Twenty-six‏ @kafkarrest 16 Sep 2020
        Replying to @TrumpetSexy

        Interested in this item.pic.twitter.com/5FjHLV2PDV

        19 replies 8 retweets 357 likes
      3. Stangle’s Kid‏ @lisasaurstomp 16 Sep 2020
        Replying to @kafkarrest @EMaddeaux

        pic.twitter.com/J9N5AjsN8M

        3 replies 3 retweets 545 likes
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      2. A Vaccinated Heap of Laundry‏ @caniBEmoretired 16 Sep 2020
        Replying to @TrumpetSexy

        I have many questions but my main concern is: Should those be refrigerated?

        7 replies 0 retweets 38 likes
      3. Spruce Bringsteen‏ @ManOfTheMoth 16 Sep 2020
        Replying to @caniBEmoretired @TrumpetSexy

        If they're eggs from the U.S. they absolutely need to be refrigerated because most egg farms (mass production) wash the bloom off and bleach the shells making them non shelf stable.

        2 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      2. law dog, esq.‏ @ggooooddddoogg 16 Sep 2020
        Replying to @TrumpetSexy

        big wet egg sack

        2 replies 0 retweets 303 likes
      3. William J. Cooke‏ @CookeWJ1 16 Sep 2020
        Replying to @ggooooddddoogg @TrumpetSexy

        "In Canada milks comes in bags..."

        4 replies 0 retweets 60 likes
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      2. Ghostface Kafka (36 Chambers of Malta Respect)‏ @RuairiWood 16 Sep 2020
        Replying to @TrumpetSexy

        I think these were supposed to be put in little plastic pots. It says 5 boiled eggs. If I'm wrong then that's a huge bargain and I'd get like 5.

        3 replies 1 retweet 304 likes
      3. ˗ˏˋuıʍʇʎdəəɹɔˎˊ˗ 👑King of the Reply Guys 🗨️ 🐦‏ @creeptwin 16 Sep 2020
        Replying to @RuairiWood @TrumpetSexy

        Definitely was supposed to be sent to the prepared food department lol we used to get these at the restaurant I worked at 😭😂

        3 replies 1 retweet 162 likes
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