Trump DBA

@TrumpDBA

I think the only difference between me and the other database administrators is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. Parity Account.

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: veljača 2016.
Rođen/a 1. siječnja 1900.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    20. sij 2017.

    I've just signed an executive order eliminating foreign keys from databases forever. Use AMERICAN KEYS instead! ACTION!

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  2. prije 16 sati

    Devs in Iowa claiming there are inconsistencies in their data. I’ve never met a developer that bothered to parse scripts for prod deployments, let alone examine data. FAKE NULLS!

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  3. prije 17 sati

    How hard is it to count something? Developers in Iowa are showing the world.

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  4. 4. velj

    It’s virtually impossible to cross apply correctly the first time unless you are one hell of developer.

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  5. 1. velj

    HACKED BY CHINESE!!!

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  6. 1. velj

    No matter what you give to the Developers, in the end, they will NEVER be satisfied. In the cafeteria, they gave us NOTHING!

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  7. 31. sij

    The developers are my best friends.

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  8. 30. sij

    Just had a meeting with DevOps and our Data is winning everywhere. GOOD!

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  9. 29. sij

    CRON JOB!

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  10. 29. sij

    Is your data better off now than three years ago? Almost everyone say YES!

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  11. 28. sij

    I have a lot of strategies. I have five different query plans. I could change any moment.

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  12. 27. sij

    You know I'm totally offset right now. And this is how I got the job, by being offset. True.

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  13. 24. sij

    Get you a DBA who can do it all 😉

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  14. 24. sij

    MAKE DATA GREAT AGAIN!

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  15. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    24. sij

    My custom coasters from featuring and arrived today! Thanks !

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  16. 23. sij

    No matter what you give to the Radical Left Joiners, Do Nothing Developers, it will never be enough!

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  17. 22. sij

    “NO SPINLOCKS”

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  18. 22. sij

    We’re all fighting bottlenecks, but I love fighting these bottlenecks.

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  19. 22. sij

    Oracle has great buffers. I actually use them, believe it or not.

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  20. 21. sij

    ....BUT THE BEST DATA IS YET TO COME!

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  21. 21. sij

    You know, I was dealt a lot of bad datasets in life. My dad could only afford to give me a few million rows to get started.

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