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@TristanSevers

The joke is that I've actually never read the novels.

Joined September 2013

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  1. I've going to see David Copperfield tonight. At last, a biopic of the man who made the Statue of Liberty disappear. How did he do it? I guess I'm finally going to find out. Bloody excited.

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  2. how are these compliant debtcucks so astonishingly unaware that these institutions have afterlife branches that invariably pursue any outstanding charges in the next world there's no need to pay twice

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  3. 5 hours ago

    All of these accounts are now suspended, not deleted- a move which was done to prevent the @'s from being taken by people once Planters got rid of what was obviously promotional accounts but also affirms my theory that large enough brands can just have random accounts suspended.

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  4. This is a step in the right direction. Unshackle trains from fixed routes, rebuild them thinner and more compressible, with soft, flexible panels &long sensory whiskers like catfish, and allow them to stop at individual doors, ascend staircases, collect you inside your home.

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  5. Someone probably messed up a copy-paste in the CMS about two weeks ago but I like the result a lot. That's one hell of an album title!

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  6. Jan 23

    the age of men is over.

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  7. Jan 25

    "poor-quality translation" is a total red herring NEVER forget that Poles read "Curious George" complete with the original illustrations &failed to perceive he was a monkey and not a child

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  8. Jan 31

    these 'nootropics' aren't doing anything!

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  9. the animals and cities come into existence as he adds their articles to wikipedia

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  10. they persecuted me for telling those truths no one else dared utter

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  11. I have nothing against druids as people I just think they need to learn to stop killing each other, speak properly, and stop wearing pants.

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  12. 5 hours ago

    Reading _The Druids_ by Ellis this guy is insane absolutely a druidic crime apologist i did not even know these existed

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  13. Would probably have happened already except they never mention what brand the car in Stan is in the lyrics.

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  14. How bad is it to live in a country that can't coordinate to kill off all the wild dogs? Very bad if you're (samurai memoirist) Musui, but we have to infer the scope of the wild dog problem entirely from his account of one biting him in the balls and disabling him for months.

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  15. This is probably less of a skew than that random mundane problems just don't make it into books even when they afflict authors evenly to everyone else, too boring.

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  16. And furthermore, CarFax must be destroyed.

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  17. 7 hours ago

    Cruelly calling Satan "the Fall Guy".

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  18. 17 hours ago

    incredible, researchers are still finding new types of guys previously unknown to science

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  20. 11 hours ago

    I love Super Bowl statistics. (“No team that has failed to convert at least 35% of their 3rd downs has gone on to win” etc.) They are the best introduction to p-hacking that can be found outside major journals.

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