Hahah!
Come on, man.
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F_B and I both hail from the NE US/E Canada region.
One way guys display affection is by giving one another endless shit.
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Oh it's the same at home, don't worry.
I'm just used to living around fragile Middle Europeans who take it rather badly.
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I'd be lying if I said @Failed_Buddhist being from Brooklyn wasn't a big part of why I do much of my shit-talking in his feed.
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For those curious, I'd happily do a literal translation of a typical greeting between friends in Norther Norway, but I'm worried Twitter's shitty-ass machine learning implementation would permaban me.
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Can you sidestep the ML overlord by typing it on your screen and posting a photo thereof?
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I'm sure it would be fine. I'm mostly just taking every chance I get to trash Twitter's pathetic engineering.
But sure, one sec...
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"Hey, you deaf-blind moron. What's that horsecock-sucker been up to recently? Still as ugly as a haddock, I see."
Etc. etc. etc., especially if you're Sami or from one of the old fishing villages - though the Sami insults tend to be more subtle.
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Comparisons with sea and river life are especially common, as are untranslatable up-to-four-word compounds referring to a person's particular absence of intellect, sophistication, manner or hygiene.
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Newfie jokes are tame in comparison. This is professional social insult. I like.
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It's less impressive than it is in person, since half the idea is to tailor-make the insults to the particular person you're dealing with.
E.g. you'll be sure to make a lot of references to same-sex intercourse if you know the person you're addressing is just a tad homophobic.
Proud, haughty people are sure to be reminded of their own stupidity or some dumb thing they once said (preferably exaggerated to seem even more ridiculous).
(As you can imagine, I get that a lot.)
And so on and so forth.
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