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F_B and I both hail from the NE US/E Canada region.
One way guys display affection is by giving one another endless shit.
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Oh it's the same at home, don't worry.
I'm just used to living around fragile Middle Europeans who take it rather badly.
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I'd be lying if I said @Failed_Buddhist being from Brooklyn wasn't a big part of why I do much of my shit-talking in his feed.
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For those curious, I'd happily do a literal translation of a typical greeting between friends in Norther Norway, but I'm worried Twitter's shitty-ass machine learning implementation would permaban me.
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Can you sidestep the ML overlord by typing it on your screen and posting a photo thereof?
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I'm sure it would be fine. I'm mostly just taking every chance I get to trash Twitter's pathetic engineering.
But sure, one sec...
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"Hey, you deaf-blind moron. What's that horsecock-sucker been up to recently? Still as ugly as a haddock, I see."
Etc. etc. etc., especially if you're Sami or from one of the old fishing villages - though the Sami insults tend to be more subtle.
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Comparisons with sea and river life are especially common, as are untranslatable up-to-four-word compounds referring to a person's particular absence of intellect, sophistication, manner or hygiene.
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Newfie jokes are tame in comparison. This is professional social insult. I like.
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It's less impressive than it is in person, since half the idea is to tailor-make the insults to the particular person you're dealing with.
E.g. you'll be sure to make a lot of references to same-sex intercourse if you know the person you're addressing is just a tad homophobic.
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