So, this may well be the fastest I've ever written. It may also be really terrible. But at least it's something. The relief is palpable.
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@Failed_Buddhist
Behold; writing!
Bad writing, probably, but writing all the same.
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Mazel! You are a failed Buddhist.
You can now add to that Failed Writer.
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F_B and I both hail from the NE US/E Canada region.
One way guys display affection is by giving one another endless shit.
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Oh it's the same at home, don't worry.
I'm just used to living around fragile Middle Europeans who take it rather badly.
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Many years ago, I attended a wedding in the midwestern US.
I made a self-deprecating joke about the size of a body part.
One fellow was very surprised, and said "Wait... you just made a joke about yourself."
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One of our former neighbors would hurl invective from his window every time someone parked outside his door, insulting their driving skills, sense of propriety, intelligence, car... he didn't take it very well to be addressed without "sir", which he was always careful to include.
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