So, this may well be the fastest I've ever written. It may also be really terrible. But at least it's something. The relief is palpable.
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@Failed_Buddhist
Behold; writing!
Bad writing, probably, but writing all the same.
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Mazel! You are a failed Buddhist.
You can now add to that Failed Writer.
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F_B and I both hail from the NE US/E Canada region.
One way guys display affection is by giving one another endless shit.
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Oh it's the same at home, don't worry.
I'm just used to living around fragile Middle Europeans who take it rather badly.
I'd be lying if I said @Failed_Buddhist being from Brooklyn wasn't a big part of why I do much of my shit-talking in his feed.
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For those curious, I'd happily do a literal translation of a typical greeting between friends in Norther Norway, but I'm worried Twitter's shitty-ass machine learning implementation would permaban me.
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Many years ago, I attended a wedding in the midwestern US.
I made a self-deprecating joke about the size of a body part.
One fellow was very surprised, and said "Wait... you just made a joke about yourself."
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