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Chickens, desipite being absolutely adorable, are just the worst with this stuff.
Wife selected a favourite from her grandpa's flock and let it ride on her shoulder. So of course it tried to peck her eyeballs out.
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"Mm, that looks delicious. It's all shiny and reflective. Maybe it's a beetle! I peck, I PECK!" - presumed thought process